Post by TALKING TIFFANY on Oct 17, 2011 4:14:18 GMT -6
TALKING TIFFANY
OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY KNOW ME. UNLESS YOU LIVE UNDER SOME KIND OF ROCK LIKE PATRICK FROM SPONGEBOB OR JUST GOT HERE, YOU SHOULD READ MY STUFF. I TAKE ALL THE GOSSIP AROUND HUNTER SQUARE AND PUBLISH IT, FOR ALL TO SEE. THAT'S NOT SO BAD, IS IT? WAIT UNTIL I GET TO YOU...
NOW TO THE JUICY STUFF...
001. SO BASICALLY, DARCY WHAT'S HER FACE FROM KEHL AND THE CREEPS AND THAT PRESLEY HIPPY CHICK ARE SEEN AROUND HS EVERYWHERE. I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S SOME KIND OF LESBIAN LOVE THERE, SINCE DARCY IS BISEXUAL. THEY WERE SEEN EATING TOGETHER AT THE PICNIC TABLES AND THAT HIPPIE GIRL WAS SKETCHING OUR POOR DARCE IN A SEXUAL POSE. NOT SO MUCH FOR THE INNOCENT LOCAL GIRL REP, HUH, DARCY? AH WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE THE FUN!
002. I'VE SEEN THAT DELILAH GIRL COME TO THE MERCH TABLES ONE TOO MANY OFTEN TIMES. THE STORY GOES THAT SHE BRINGS SOME DEPRESSED SUCKER CUPCAKES EVERYDAY, AS IF THAT WOULD CURE HIS PROBLEMS. DELILAH AND SAD NATHAN ARE FOR SURE GOING TO HIT IT OFF, I KNOW IT.
003. THAT ASH GUY IS A LONER AND STARES AT ALL THE PEOPLE HERE IN HUNTER SQUARE.
004. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT A HUGE 'SLUMBER PARTY' AT DELILAH'S BAKERY. YEAH RIGHT, KIDDOS. WE ALL KNOW WE'RE GOING TO END UP TAKING BODY SHOTS OFF EACH OTHER... IF ONLY I WAS INVITED *SAD FACE*
005. I HEAR THERE'S LOTS OF TALK OF LATE SUMMER EVENT AT HUNTER SQUARE. APPARENTLY YOU ALL CAN VOTE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THE EVENT THAT I THINK EVERYONE IS GOING TO VOTE FOR IS THAT WHORE-ISH MIDNIGHT WATERFIGHT... OF COURSE THOUGH, I'LL BE VOTING FOR HOPOKIN.
006. WHO'S BOWIE?
002. I'VE SEEN THAT DELILAH GIRL COME TO THE MERCH TABLES ONE TOO MANY OFTEN TIMES. THE STORY GOES THAT SHE BRINGS SOME DEPRESSED SUCKER CUPCAKES EVERYDAY, AS IF THAT WOULD CURE HIS PROBLEMS. DELILAH AND SAD NATHAN ARE FOR SURE GOING TO HIT IT OFF, I KNOW IT.
003. THAT ASH GUY IS A LONER AND STARES AT ALL THE PEOPLE HERE IN HUNTER SQUARE.
004. PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT A HUGE 'SLUMBER PARTY' AT DELILAH'S BAKERY. YEAH RIGHT, KIDDOS. WE ALL KNOW WE'RE GOING TO END UP TAKING BODY SHOTS OFF EACH OTHER... IF ONLY I WAS INVITED *SAD FACE*
005. I HEAR THERE'S LOTS OF TALK OF LATE SUMMER EVENT AT HUNTER SQUARE. APPARENTLY YOU ALL CAN VOTE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THE EVENT THAT I THINK EVERYONE IS GOING TO VOTE FOR IS THAT WHORE-ISH MIDNIGHT WATERFIGHT... OF COURSE THOUGH, I'LL BE VOTING FOR HOPOKIN.
006. WHO'S BOWIE?
TO CONCLUDE
OBVIOUSLY YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE, BUT CHANCES ARE I'VE TALKED ABOUT YOU. DON'T CRY ABOUT IT IN YOUR ROOM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT... I MEAN, I TALK ABOUT EVERYONE EQUALLY. RIGHT? HAHA, I DON'TK NOW! AND I DON'T CARE! JUST LISTEN TO ME AND WHAT I GOTTA SAY. KGOTITTHNX.
GOT A PROBLEM?
IF YOU'RE PISSED ABOUT SOMETHING I SAY, POST! I DON'T BITE BACK... SERIOUSLY, I DON'T. IT'S JUST MORE FUN IF IT'S A TWO WAY STREET. HULLOOOO!
GOT SOME JUICE?
MESSAGEME MESSAGEME MESSAGEME! OMGOMGOMG, DO IT. PLEASE. I NEED THE GOSSIP. KLOVEYATHNX.
